NavyBuc93! Knowledgeable Bucc Fan or Village Idiot?

NavyDunce93

I frequent the PewterReport.com message boards for new and exciting info, breaking news, insight from other Buccaneer fans and occasional humor. Sometimes reading forum blabber by some fans is as good entertainment as going to an Adam Sandler or Jim Carey movie, and best of all it's free. Sure I wouldn't mind having an ice cold Pepsi and some nachos smother with cheese and jalapenos to go along with my comedy show but I'll take what I can get.

One forum poster who goes by the name NavyBuc93 is a barrel of laughs. Everybody, including myself has made the occasional blunder, borked on a bad prediction, wasn't 100%  accurate about a league rule, or propped up a player who later failed. NavyBuc however takes the cake. Every player that is released he wants the Buccs to sign. Every player who's name he has heard uttered by Mel Kiper or Mike Mayock he wants the Buccs to draft. If you go to his PewterReport statistics page you will see his "Most Popular Boards By Activity" is the Fantasy Football Board. So I guess it make a little sense that he thinks the real NFL GM's wheel and deal like him and his pals do for 13 weeks a year.

Navy was beating his drum loud and clear, louder than most, that he thought Mark Dominik needed to trade Derrick Ward and Mike Clayton. Well, any Buccaneer fan with a half of a brain didn't want Ward or Clayton on the roster any longer than they needed to be. However fans with half of a brain knew that no one, not one team in the NFL was going to offer anything to the Buccs for the underachieving Ward or Clayton and their big contracts. Once more knowledgeable fans finally beat that notion into NavyBuc's head post after post after post, he switched his mantra to call for Dominik to "cut these bum's today." It didn't matter that the Buccs had dozens of training camp practices and multiple pre season games left, by GOD NavyBuc93 wanted those guys gone now. I guess the thought never crossed his mind that Williams, Stroughter and Stovall each could have potentially landed on IR or with a long term injury? Did it ever cross Navy's mind that Carnell Williams is one of the most injury prone Halfbacks in the NFL? What precluded Huggins from the ill fate of a pre season game injury? The dumbest thing any GM could do is cut a serviceable player before he absolutely needs to. I can see NacyBuc going out on his dingy without his compass because after all, he's just going for a small boat ride. Then the storm rolls in and takes him out to sea. Next thing you know thousands of Federal dollars are being wasted while Coast Guard Search and Rescue helicopters do a grid search of the ocean. Be prepared Navy, be prepared. Weren't you a Boyscout?

Today though I had to laugh the most. Today was a double feature, he gave us two shows back to back. First he rips off this gem;
"What is the hold up?"
"It kind of bothers me that Dominik and Morris have yet to attack the Waiver wire. I know they cannot be happy with holding 7 WRs and 5 Safetys. That is 2 spots that can be devoted towards the OL or another DE. I personally want to see us go after some OL depth and it just is highly bothering that this team is satisfied with total utter putrid crap that is Hardman and James Lee. I mean you got so much better talent out there and you are rolling with these guys? I was hoping we would hit the waiver wire hard this off-season. By this time I am sure all those guys cleared waivers and will be Practice Squad material. Will someone explain why we cant get 2 starting caliber guys (Seth Olsen and Donald Thomas) on our roster for depth?

I just hope it is soon because guys I would like to see be gone for talent are Reggie Brown, Sabby Pisctielli, John Gilmore, Derek Hardman, and James Lee, and Erik Lorig. 6 people that can open up spots for some real NFL talent."
There is an easy answer for this one NavyBuc93, it's called The Rules.

Later in the day he dazzles us with his dissatisfaction once again as to how a real GM does his job. I mean hell, if Packer Smackers wanted to offer a trade to L'il Benji's Boys, all he'd have to do is go to the trade page on his Fantasy site and offer Derek Anderson and Ronnie Brown for Peyton Manning. That's a fair trade right? Two for one always makes it even when someone wants your franchise players....LMAO. Today Mark Dominik had NavyBuc steaming though, smoke could be seem coming from his ears like an old Tom and Jerry cartoon. Cut Smith? A ProBowl returner, are you serious? This is an OUTRAGE!!
If he was released to make room for this Lumpkin guy I will really be pissed. Smith is a Pro Bowl returner. He should have been traded if it was possible
You do know Trent Dilfer was a ProBowler once right? Being named to a ProBowl doesn't give you an automatic bid for the Hall of Fame my friend. Was a trade possible you want to know? That is a matter of semantics. (Navy, click this link if you need know what semantics means) OK, so I do know that Navy knows that all 32 teams had a deadline yesterday to get their rosters down to 53 players. But today NavyBuc93 demands to know why Smith wasn't traded to make room for Larsen. There goes another one of those damn pesky rules Goodell has in place just to screw the Buccs. Why can't the Buccs just have 54 players for a little while until they can trade Smith? What's wrong with that huh Navy?

I know, Dominik should have sent out a League wide email;

Dear Other 31 GM's,

I want to claim Larsen off waivers from the Patriots. But I have this fan who goes by the moniker NavyBuc93, and he is really going to be mad at me if I don't try and trade Clifton Smith. Can you guys please, please, please not sign Larsen off waivers so I can find a team to trade Clif to? If you guys do me this favor, I'll get you all VIP passes to Mons Venus next time the SuperBowl is in town.

Sincerely,
 Mark Dominik

Go Buccs!!!
ABuccsFan/JJC